QUESTION: Tell me about Yourself...(A determined Lazy Applicant)

My name is Cyndy Basas born on the 3rd day of the month of July in the year 1985. I am currently living in Davao City, Philippines but have lots of plans in going abroad. The only problem is it will remain as a "plan" because I am the type of person who keeps on planning and dreaming about big things to happen in my life but have lesser abilities to make those dreams happen. Or maybe my dreams are just too high that even my height can't reach it. My height is 4'11 with a weight of 47 kilos but has a very attractive face according to my own eyes. By the way, can i laugh at this part?? Hahaha. I'm 20/20 vision with a wavy hair and a Fair looking skin whenever I'm sitting beside dark colored women. I also love to joke around sometimes when I'm in the mood like what I just wrote awhile ago. Anyway, I graduated last April 10, 2010 at John Paul II College of Davao with a degree of Bachelor of Science in Business Administration major in Marketing. So, at present I am currently looking for a job and currently looking for a job to me means I'll look for a job not just in Job Fairs held at malls but also Jobs that are posted on the internet. So, ill keep on looking, meaning just look at it with my two eyes and read it. Just keep on reading their descriptions and then move away my eyeballs to look for another Job again that I'll just end up reading again their descriptions but not applying for any. Is there a job where all I'll do is read their descriptions?? where I'll keep on reading and reading but not applying??..hehe... joke
Anyway, I haven't receive my TOR yet or Transcript of Records to make it longer.., because I just graduated last month.. but still I am very eager to find a job.