Linggo, Abril 8, 2012

A Nonsense unable to call it "Love Story"... ( Just practicing my English proficiency )



If I am to write a Story it would be something like this....TITLE: The Black Cat
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On a bright sunny day, a man walks on the pavement thinking how wonderful the sun shines above the sky. He keeps on looking at the sky, maybe his practicing how blind men walks because his no longer looking at the pavement. Then suddenly he faltered and bumps into the girl walking infront of him. The girl scream thinking theres a maniac behind her faking his movements so it would look like he faltered towards her accidentally. The man explained that it was really an accident and apologizes to her but since the girl is stubborn, she didn't accept his apology instead gave him a condition. If his going to treat her lunch then shes going to forgive him. And so the man took her to lunch so he would be forgiven. On there way to the restaurant a BLACK CAT walk pass them, then the girl stopped walking and exclaimed that they shouldn't continue because thats bad luck. Then the man explain to her that what she's thinking is just an unrealistic superstitious belief. So the girl believe him and they continue walking together heading for the restaurant nearby. When they're already inside the restaurant. The man gave her the menu so she can order, then after she ordered her meal she gave the menu back to the man but the man didn't order anything, instead he gave the menu back to the waiter. When the girl ask why he didn't order anything he just answered "I'm on diet". So the girl ate alone, when the girl is almost finish eating the man took a piece of candy from his pocket and put it in his mouth. When the waiter came back to the table and gave the man her bill. His eyes open wide and start coughing and choking until his head fell on the table and lost consciousness. The waiter panic and call for an ambulance. When the ambulance arrived and the doctor touch the mans pulse, he then declared that his no longer alive. The girl cry and cry on the table, so the doctor came closer to her and ask her why? she then answered "who will pay the bill now that his already dead?.. then the doctor answered in a calm and soothing voice "now that his soul rest in peace, ofcourse who else my child,but You?!"....the girl cried more while yelling "why??" repeatedly to the doctor and at the same time she throw punches to his chest, and since his asthmatic, his asthma was triggered and he is having trouble breathing until he loses consciousness .. the girl was shock after she witness the doctors suffering infront of her and she never return to her normal state again.. so again, the waiter called an institution and this time its a Mental hospital to pick up a new patient to be added on their list....and since no one paid for her meal, it was deducted on the waiters salary....and since the waiter couldn't take it, he committed suicide inside the kitchen. And the restaurant became hunted after that day. 
THE END
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The fastest way to end a Story is to kill everyone in it so it will end up quickly and there will be no more sequel...is it that Bad???..nah.. i just felt lazy thats why i killed them all...Bwahahaha...devil laugh.. BAD WRITER!!!...haha

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